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First post:

Award from Durakhyar.

It's not like I deserve an award at all, to be honest. But hey, there are spiders in my bathroom, and I do not deserve that either (ape kaitan? haha). Thanks a lot to Durakhyar :) And sorry, I have nothing to give you in return (I am being polite ^^).

1. Suka tak dapat award ni? Bagi ucapan sket ...
Yes, of course I do :)
Dear all beloved readers, I am just a blogging barbie. If you are a cool and smart person, do not ruin your reputation by reading my junks. Because barbie is not cool at all and being in barbie's world is even more uncool. Thank you.

2. Bintang tu cantik tak di mata kamu? Suka bintang?
SubhanAllah ... they are beautiful :)
Who does not like the stars?

3. Dua blog kamu selalu jenguk dan baca entry barunya?
(1) blogs from my bloglist. 
(2) blogs I follow.

4. Bagi award ni kepada 3 blogger lain. Jangan lupa ya ...
I, hereby, bestow this award to ... ehem3 ... *drum rolls please* ... 
-- unsaid things.
-- eemaan.
-- sujud terakhir.

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Second post

Forwarded email.

TRUTH FOR MATURE HUMAN.

I swear I am pretty much every one of these things.

(1).

You totally take back all those time you did not want to nap when you were younger.

(2).

Sometimes, when you watched a movie you had watched when you were younger, you suddenly realized you had no idea what was going on when you first watched it.

(3).

There was no worse feeling than that millisecond you were sure that you were going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

(4).

Sometimes, you looked down at your watch for three consecutive times, and still did not know what time was it.

(5).

You hate when you just missed a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Sheesh ...), but when you immediately called back, it rang for a few second and went to the voicemail. (What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?)

(6).

You kept some people's phone number just so you know not to answer when they call. Rather than to answer the call but sound reluctant to speak.

(7).

You think, saying, "What?" for more than three times because you did not hear what the other party have said is very much inappropriate. (After three times, you would stare blankly at the speaker for 0.5 second, nod and then smile)

(8).

Nothing screwed more than that moment during an argument when you realized you were wrong.

(9).

You hate leaving the house confident and looking good, and then not seeing or bumping into anyone of importance for the entire day. What a waste.

(10).

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just are not going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

(11).

You are always slightly terrified when you exit from Word and it asks if you want to save any changes to your ten-page-report which, for heaven's sake, you did not make any changes to.

(12).

You would rather try to carry ten overloaded plastic bags in each hand than to take two trips to bring all the groceries in.

(13).

You think, a part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.

(14).

You have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

(15).

You cannot remember the last time you were not, at least, kind of tired.

(16).

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

(17).

Freezer deserves a light as well.

(18).

Bad decision makes good story.

(19).

Can we all just ignore whatever comes after Twilight? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.

(20).

Even under ideal condition, people have trouble locating the car keys in the pocket or finding the cell phone -- but I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in about 1.5 second, eyes closed, first time and everytime.

Now, tell me, are you a mature human? :)