A few days ago, early in the morning, I received a weird text message from a stranger. I thought that person must have sent it to the wrong person. So I just forwarded the message back to the sender and said, "Salah send." Then I deleted the message and went back to sleep.
Later, the person called and the conversation went like this:
Weirdo 1 = me
Weirdo 2 = the stranger
Weirdo 1 :
Hello?
Weirdo 2 :
Hello, aisyah! *very confidently*
Weirdo 1 :
... ... ... ... ...
Weirdo 2 :
Did you get my message this morning?
Weirdo 1 :
Message? Urm ... yes.
Weirdo 2 :
I am going out. Can you please keep my laptop first? It is downstairs by the staircase.
Weirdo 1 :
Downstairs? Where?
Weirdo 2 :
Yes, beside the pile of clothes.
Weirdo 1 :
Huh? I don't see it lah ...
Weirdo 2 :
Oh. Wait. Wait.
Background noise of Weirdo 2 talking to Weirdo 3.
Weirdo 2 :
You dialled the wrong number, right?
Weirdo 3 :
I don't know.
Weirdo 2 :
Huh???!!!???!!!
Weirdo 2 :
Hello?
Weirdo 1 :
Wrong number, right?
Weirdo 2 :
Tuut ... Tuut ...
Later in the evening, weirdo 2 sent me a text message:
Kenal ke sape ni?
Weirdo! Mesti lah tak kenal.
LOL. aisyah lah yang weirdo. Tak kenal pun layan. Dah lah, tak kenal sudah.
That person is indeed a WEIRDO! Lesson for that weirdo is, clean up your handphone first if you do not want to end up dialling a wrong number. That was what I learnt.
hahaha..dua2 weirdos!
ReplyDeleteyg klakanye elok2 je die panggil aisyah!
cam taw2 je org yg mistaken tu name same gak!
hahaha~
sy rasa die kenalan awak la, awak la tak simpan no die.hahaha nak back up weirdo 2
ReplyDeleteyg lbh weirdo ialah adakah post kali ini menerangkan post 12 cents tuh??
tapi knpe 12 cents??
awak bls msj die sampai kene cas 12 cents ke??
hahahaha jawab2
p/s : dah siap report??? harharhar nak kaco mood gumbire awak
to creamyfiodesi:
ReplyDeleteMemang weirdos pun. Haha.
Tu la, macam ade konspirasi je. Isy. Tak boleh jadi ni.
to nurul hakimah:
Oh, ye la kot. Hehe. Tapi sape suruh dia tak introduce diri dulu.
Kimah, post 12 cents tu takde kaitan pun dengan post ni. Tapi they are somehow connected kan? Haha. Well ...
Oh, 12 cents tu simply because celcom charges me RM0.12 per text message. Hehe. Confuse lagi?
p/s: report mesti la belum siap lagi. hehe. kite sampai kuantan semalam tau. (semalam = sabtu) semangat tak? haha.
waoooo...... weirdo tu marka ke???
ReplyDeleteto anonymous:
ReplyDeleteEh? Marka to ape bende?